My boyfriend came over to eat dinner with my family. When he left,
Dad:
He loves you.
Me: Huh? How do you know?
Dad: Because he looks at you the same way I look at your mom.
Me: Huh? How do you know?
Dad: Because he looks at you the same way I look at your mom.
friend:
there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

